“A man in 1870 did not know what size clothes he wore, but by the 1920s he did.” –James W. Cortada.
"Sometimes you saw it twice and it's still too short." -Howard Mohr
"Little things come in small packages." -Mrs Emile Renan
"The bigger the front, the bigger the back." -Loudon Wainwright III
"Surrounding yourself with dwarfs does not make you a giant." -Yiddish proverb
"Every time I ask someone for the moon, it gets larger and farther away." -James Thurber