Unfamiliar Quotations

"I always knew we were destined to grow old together. I just didn't expect it to happen so soon." - Michael Mallory

"We were the definition of young love: one part passion, one part free time, one part money from home." - Stephen Tobolowsky

"There are no 'conflict-free' engagement rings." - Terri Weiner

"Love means having something to betray." -John LeCarre

"Our marriage is like the Electoral College: it works okay if you don't think about it." -Garrison Keillor

"I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution." - The Ship's Captain, The African Queen