Unfamiliar Quotations


 "We all shine a little brighter from a few rows back." - Doug Allyn

 "The fact that you've received the most threats does not make you the most popular." - Amy Stewart

"If I could eat my reviews, I'd retire." - Steve Goodman 

“The glory which is built upon a lie soon becomes a most unpleasant incumbrance” – Mark Twain

“There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.” -Wilson Mizner

"The head of my fan club lives under the Hollywood freeway in a cardboard box" - John Carpenter

"Don't make faces at the crowd when you're being hung." -Dave Gordon

"I persuaded myself that I owed it to my vanity to be interviewed." -John Diamond

"The public yawned in amazement." -James (The Amazing) Randi"