Unfamiliar Quotations

Cats

"What goes on three legs in the morning, four legs at the vet's office, and three legs in the afternoon?" - Sarah Kellington


"If you fed a stray cat tuna fish you have a cat." -T.K. Thorne


"If cats can solve mysteries, why can’t they raise the dead?” - David Corbett

"Your home is where your cat lives." -Nevada Supreme Court, 2002.

"Cats have no handles." -Bud Herron

"Before you imitate a mouse, find out about cats." -Lorrie B. Potters

"Never try to outstubborn a cat." -Robert A. Heinlein